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“The Twitlets are canceling people again.”
Twitlet by m!L0 December 18, 2021
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twitless 

adjective - Used to describe one who is known for posting absurd, gratuitous or witless comments on Twitter.

Also used to refer to a period of time without receiving/sending tweets.
That girl is twitless, reading her updates is like pulling an empty cereal box out of the cupboard.
twitless by Hypatia-Kant August 9, 2010
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A fascist twit who overuses their Twitter, who uses it for the sole purpose to get attention and sooth their own ego and to indoctrinate the foolish. Synomous with The Orange Snowflake, a.k.a Orange Mussolini, a.ka. Cheeto-faced ferret wearing Shitgibbon, a.k.a Donald J. Trump.
"I wish POTUS Trump would stop tweeting already, he's not a winner no matter how many times he says it, man's a real twitler."
Twitler by Puppygirl January 15, 2017
piglet + twig = a person who eats constantly and yet, they stay thin
she eats burgers every week and yet she's 20 Lbs lighter then me! ..bitch
twiglet by Viet89 May 9, 2004
An annoying person who bothers you to watch their tweets on twitter. A conjunction of Twitter and Hitler.
Annoying Twitter Person: "Dude, why aren't you following me on twitter?"
Sane TOTA-like person: "Um, because I have a life? Stop being such a Twitler and just let me go back to my normal Facebook."
twitler by TOTA April 16, 2009

Twitleak 

When someone exposes just so much more than you ever wanted to know about them via their whingy Tweets.
Man, did you see redacted's twitleak from last night? Who knew he was such a needy loser!
Twitleak by Sekimori February 3, 2009
an under-sized tit, usually half off on price
all those little whores have titlets
titlet by brandon schwartz April 10, 2006
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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