Twisty-dick

To become suddenly affected by an unfortunate event (namely in regards to unfortunate encounters with girlfriends) and to take on a depressed demeanor in response.

Also: Quite literally, the victim's penis twists up and resembles a cork screw. Only alcohol and the lubricating function of the vagina can undo this twisty-dick-ness.

Your buddy just breaks up with his girlfriend:

You: "Awww.. Who has the twisty-dick?"

Your buddy: "... I have the twisty dick..." :(

You: "It's okay, buddy... We'll find a bottle of Jack and a couple of hookers to untwist your twisty-dick..."

Your buddy: "Thanks, buudddyyy...." :D

by JDSmith February 16, 2010

Dick Twisty to 1080 Biggie Smalls Ball Grab

The most dangerous skateboard trick ever conceived. First done by Bob Burnquist at the 2011 California Butt Jam. The trick proved so difficult that the pure centripetal force involved fractured six ribs and dispelled enough heated kinetic energy to scorch local fields and vegetation. Under no circumstance should this trick ever be attempted. If recreated, God herself will shed a tear.

“Hey Josh you ever end up getting that date with Mindy for Friday night?”

“A date with Mindy ANY night is about as possible as a Dick Twisty to 1080 Biggie Smalls Ball Grab, Drake!”

by IgnorantMedia January 9, 2022

Twisty dickys

Twisty dickys is a word javon wanna walton created in other terms it’s just cinnamon twists from taco bell.

Javon - “AYE WHERE ARE MY TWISTY DICKYS?”

Jayla - “your what?”

javon - “My cinnamon twists”

by Strangerthings2817 June 8, 2022

The Old Dick Twist

When one man grabs the dick of another with a firm grasp and twists his dick.

Man in the background: GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
Person: Oh my god dude this is a MMA fight
Man in the background: THE OLD DICK TWIST
Person: YEA!! TWIST HIS DIIIIICK

by Handjizz_201 March 4, 2019

Dick Twist

Mostly used to cheer for someone should beat somebody. For example in a video game or an MMA Fight.

"Grab his dick and twist it, do twist that dick! The Old Dick Twist!" - A guy in the crowd cheering for a fighter at a MMA fight.

by BlechiBlech May 22, 2020

Dick twist

A shocking revelation reminiscent of the ingenious storytelling maneuvers of famed science fiction writer Philip K. Dick.

So he was an android the whole time? What a Dick twist!

by Farp March 17, 2020

Dick Twist

Mostly used to cheer someone on in a fight. For example in an MMA Fight. Is also commonly used as an inside joke.

"Grab his dick and twist it, you twist that dick! Twist his dick! Good O'l Dick Twist!" - A guy in the crowd cheering for a fighter at an MMA fight.

by Accailyn November 2, 2021