Twisty's 

A drink made by Cottage Springs, sold in resealable 437mL cans. They're perfect for on-the-go, and come in two tasty flavours!

Who needs road beers when you have Twisty's?

Yo what are you drinking? It's the new Cottage Springs Twisty's!

Twisty's by thirstycanadian February 11, 2025

The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000

The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.

The universe began with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000, and so it will end with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000.

The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000 by Schreinn August 16, 2020

Double-twisty Shlop-shlop 

1. A sex move used on men to make them orgasm quickly. The move involves grabbing the penis with 2 hands, twisting it twice, and sucking it twice.
2. A 2-2-2 move.

Someone gave me a double-twisty shlop-shlop last night.

Double-twisty Shlop-shlop by CTGreen February 27, 2020

Twisty Sally

When your running in front of someone and you turn around and run behind them really fast; something difficult for turning.

I was running and pulled a twisty sally on that Jiblet and chuck norrised him

On Call of Duty, the guy had a riot shield and I pulled a Twisty sally and killed him.

Twisty Sally by Reaumowski31 October 17, 2010

Twisty Sticks

Like the four leaf clover of bad luck, if you just so happen to stumble across a stick with a vine wrapped around its length, (either naturally or who would even do that on purpose???) you’re in for a twisted, sticky m’fn situation.

Jerry: “Somebody sabotaged my ride, next thing I know I’m hemmed up in the ditch, I couldn’t even get out I was STUCK!”

Loraine: “Good lord I’ve seen a twisty sticks in my lifetime but I’ll just keep my mouth shut..” Lmao

Twisty Sticks by xbicyclebitch June 2, 2021

Stop sign button twisty stick holder 

Stop sign button twisty stick holder. : ahhhh.. A

God damn Bolt?!!

Good day to you sir and or ma'am! Say, would you mind handing me one of those stop sign button twisty stick holders please? I'm trying to fasten these two items together and merge them as one through this drilled hole. I just pass the stop sign button twisty stick holder through the hole and they merge as one

Stop sign button twisty stick holder by Granola thug August 2, 2022

Twisty Tornado Slop Slop

When the giver salivates over the penis and uses both hands to jerk off in a counter twisting motion.

"Hey Wade, I just received Twisty Tornado Slop Slop."
"That's awesome, Dan."

Twisty Tornado Slop Slop by dade_lurkell42069 July 9, 2021