Twin Lakes 

The dirty. Known as the meeting place of the world's population, the middle-ground of everything. Nobody that lives here wants to stay here. The population income is extremely diverse, ranging anywhere from people that are living off food stamps to people who make millions. There are two lakes, Mary & Elizabeth, hence the name Twin Lakes. There is a small gang population known as the Twin Lakes Snakes. They ride around on bikes and/or drive hopped up cars. They are known due to the fact that they post out in front of the laundry mat across from Subway. There's an old man that drives an orange Lotus Exige that has it etched into his brain that he owns the streets. The town consists of two gas stations, four banks, and the all wonderful grocery store Sentry Goods. In the summer time, a large amount of Illinois douche bags like to drive up to their summer homes on our lakes. Fortunately, there is an upside, and the local police are only on the look-out for cars with Illinois plates which makes it nearly impossible for a resident of Twin Lakes to get pulled over. You're a local if you go to the gas station, and the attendant there is someone you went to high school with. It would seem as though we have more bars than we do people, but I assure you that is a misconception. Population: ~5500. But 20 bars within a 5 mile radius can do more than accommodate us. Beer consumption is unparalleled.

Twin Lakes Teenager: "Twin Lakes is such a shit hole, I can't wait to get out of here."

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Illinois Driver: "Let's go to Twin Lakes to our summer home and get pulled over!"

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New resident: "I hope moving to the town of Twin Lakes was a good idea. I want our son to have a great future."

Current Resident: "If that's what you were set out to do, you made the biggest mistake of your lives."

Twin Lakes by Twin Lakes Survivor(for now) May 21, 2011

Twin Lakes Snakes 

A bunch of wanna be gangbangers that smoke pot, use loser ass vapes and think there the shit. They love fights, only if they have 20 guys behind them, if you ever encountered one by yourself dont worry it is more scared of you than you are of it- Leader Gavin Stankass. Main Rival GC Gorillas.

Fuck,look at the loser Gang Twin Lakes Snakes
These pussy Twin Lakes Snakes can fight for shit
FUCK TWIN LAKES SNAKES
Twin Lakes snakes rape 9 year olds

Twin Lakes Snakes by Gavin Smells like ass April 10, 2023

Twin lakes academy middle school 

Worst school ever everyone there is gay and fake periodt

Hey did u hear of twin lakes u mean twin fake twin lakes is so fake so it now twin fake twin lakes academy middle school

Twin lakes academy middle school by Ceocool January 6, 2019

Twin lake middle 

Fake and gay

Twin lake middle more like twin fake middle

Twin lake middle by Ceocool January 6, 2019