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A derogatory term for the complete dribble that has spilled from the pen of Stephenie Meyer and infected the minds of the world.

The Twilight series is, in case you have not already noticed, possibly the worst set of books ever created in the world, and will soon be forgotten in the dark depths of history.
"My God! You're reading the TwiShit Series?"
TwiShit by Nikolai Borlaschk October 23, 2008
Words you can keep
Twishi is a vibrant and hardworking young woman. She is outgoing and positive and the greatest person you will ever meet.
Twishi is the baddest bitch!!
Twishi by robloxqueen1234 April 20, 2023
Related Words

twitshit 

twittering while taking a dump, sometimes about the dump itself
i'm going to take a twitshit now, brb
twitshit by poptix June 30, 2009

twitshitting 

Anytime when Donald Trump uses Twitter for any reason.
Instead of focusing on the impact of Hurricane Dorian, Trump will spend the next 48 hours Twitshitting about all of this as Fake News!
twitshitting by daychristo September 4, 2019

Twishing 

Twitter Phishing.

an attempt to steal your log-in name and/or password on twitter.
Don't be a victim of twishing. Be Safe!
Twishing by mikeoxlittle July 19, 2009

twishing 

twishing occurs when someone uses specific words or phrases on twitter in the hopes that it will gain them followers who searched those words or phrases. it's fishing on twitter, basically.
i keep adding words like "cock" and "grinding" to my tweets; i'm just twishing for pervy followers.
twishing by tracybegins April 28, 2009

Trishita 

A caring loving dumb girl who falls for dumb people, shes and absolute gem the most loyal loving girl a keeper. Shes pretty like a diamond hot like a hotpie who thinks shes fat but shes just thick like a model.
Trishita is the prettiest girl i have ever seen
Trishita is the dumbest cute person ever
Trishita’s freinds uses her for their needs.
Trishita by Sizzling beef69 November 23, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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