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dorf

dorf (verb) to call the police on a person that has been drinking but is still legal to drive because you are "concerned" in an attempt to have them arrested and convicted of a DUI.

Named after David Waldorf of Minneapolis

Man, I got dorfed by someone after bowling, luckily I am a responsible drinker and blew a .054!

by poptix July 21, 2008

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twitshit

twittering while taking a dump, sometimes about the dump itself

i'm going to take a twitshit now, brb

by poptix June 30, 2009

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