twerky jerky

Strips of meat, pounded to tender perfection by Miley Cyrus' ass.

I tried some twerky jerky, which not surprisingly was underseasoned.

by geodave August 27, 2013

Twerky Jerky

Very disgusting.

When you are twerking and you poop a small amount.

Sally: Great Scott!

Amelia: What is it?
Sally: The bass drop made some twerky jerky.
Amelia: Not the first time.

by Msevil399 August 21, 2014

twerky jerky

This sounds like it should be a thing

Snap into a twerky jerky

by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

twerk jerker

That jerk who always has to demean and criticize other people's ability at twerking or getting twerked on.

(man and woman twerking)
Twerk Jerker: "Aha, wow you guys suck at twerking!"
Man: "Wow, what a fucking twerk jerker"
Woman: "Hey why don't you eat my ass twerk jerker"
(Twerk Jerker proceeds to eat woman's ass)

by flurrr November 10, 2014

twerk jerk

The act of furiously fapping your penis until you spludge a line of green chedder cheese

Dude i just twerk jerked all over that cunts face

by Mr. Bue November 7, 2013

Lil Durk's Twerk & Jerk

When your significant other twerks on you and works your weiner with hand sanitizer while listening to Lil Durk.

My wife of 7 years gave me Lil Durk's Twerk & Jerk.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

twerk and jerk

When you shake your ass in someone's face while jerking them off.

Guy 1: Yo did you see that chick's butt?
Guy 2: Yea I also heard she gives and nice twerk and jerk.
Guy 1: how do you know?
Guy 2: I was there...

by thisguysuka May 20, 2014