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Definitions by HankerWanker

Bulgarian Ballsack Beatboxing

Bulgarian Ballsack Beatboxing (Triple B) is a game where you and another friend slap your ballsacks together until one exits the game
Cole: Aye Nigga tryna swang ya balls?
Justin: You mean Bulgarian Ballsack Beatboxing? Fuck yes.

Slovakian Sloppy

Fill your mouth with Da Bomb hot sauce and give a senile man a blowjob using only your teeth.
My grandpa at the nursing home got a Slovakian Sloppy from the head nurse last week. He's been in a coma ever since.
Slovakian Sloppy by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Japanese Joy Rocket

Attaching a firework to a Bad Dragon Dildo and letting it traverse your intestines.
Johnny's in the hospital for attempting a Japanese Joy Rocket, he'll be out in a few days.

Baltimore Tax Dollars

To skin your penis and jerk off with vinegar.

Italian Gutbuster

Shoving a Tommy gun into your anus and viciously thrusting is inside of you, but each time you make a sound, you fire a single round.
Italian Gutbuster by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

German Gumdrop

When you take a cum-filled condom and place it in your partner's mouth, who proceeds to eat it
Hey Rebecca, why don't you eat my German Gumdrop for dessert tonight!
German Gumdrop by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Lil Durk's Twerk & Jerk

When your significant other twerks on you and works your weiner with hand sanitizer while listening to Lil Durk.
My wife of 7 years gave me Lil Durk's Twerk & Jerk.