HankerWanker's definitions

Wisconsin Frog Hopper

Where you and another person interlock feet and proceed to butt fuck each other.

Max: hey Stephon, since we are Gaylords, want to do a Wisconsin Frog Hopper?
Stephon: hell yeah

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

New Jersey Velcro Snapper

When two people tangle their pubic hair together and proceed to pull away from each other as hard as possible, and whoever rips out the most hair from the other wins.

Jerry won the New Jersey Velcro Snapper against his wife, who is now bald in her lower half.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Lil Durk's Twerk & Jerk

When your significant other twerks on you and works your weiner with hand sanitizer while listening to Lil Durk.

My wife of 7 years gave me Lil Durk's Twerk & Jerk.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

German Gumdrop

When you take a cum-filled condom and place it in your partner's mouth, who proceeds to eat it

Hey Rebecca, why don't you eat my German Gumdrop for dessert tonight!

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Italian Gutbuster

Shoving a Tommy gun into your anus and viciously thrusting is inside of you, but each time you make a sound, you fire a single round.

Oh Josh there? He's doing the Italian Gutbuster .

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Baltimore Tax Dollars

To skin your penis and jerk off with vinegar.

Patricia, you owe me Baltimore Tax Dollars!

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Japanese Joy Rocket

Attaching a firework to a Bad Dragon Dildo and letting it traverse your intestines.

Johnny's in the hospital for attempting a Japanese Joy Rocket, he'll be out in a few days.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025