tweexting

The act of texting with unsolicited Twitter-type "checking in" updates of what the person is doing, usually from someone you're casually dating (or less) and about an activity you don't really care about.

Shawn's tweexting again saying he played "only an okay game" of golf today... as if I was sitting on the edge of my seat all day waiting to hear about his golf game.

by bjo22 August 12, 2009

Tweexting

Verb: To express yourself verbally in the midst of sex...... staying at or under 140 characters in length.

Example of tweexting

"@Girlfriend. Yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh baby! You're so sexy! You have such a hot body and I'm going to do you so hard you're gon"........ (Sent from my twitter)

Quoted phrase ends at 140 characters

by dkaiju April 28, 2010

tweeting

(Archaic) Stabbing a hooker.

"Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?"

by reibmag October 21, 2019

thweeting

The act of passing gas while wearing a thong.

It sounded like she was thweeting as she got up from her beach blanket.

by Benvenuti March 14, 2014

dry texting

1 when one isn't in the mood to text but does anyway.
sending one or two word replys.

ok, sure, yeah, yah, mmhm, lol, dry texting

by annoyed texter December 30, 2010

Dry Texting

Dry texting is when someone texts you with little to no words and sends about one or two replies. They usually get on your nerves to the point where you want to smash your phone.

Examples of Dry Texting is

“Lmao”
“Lol”

“Haha”

by livingexampleofdyslexia April 1, 2020

texting $0

not having to pay to send a text message

XMPP enables the smart phone user to send messages in text at zero cost: make the parents happy, more money to spend

texting $0 = xmpp

by prosody pro April 9, 2012