twees 

A singular noun referring the buttocks or ass. Also may be used as a verb, meaning to stick your butt out.

Org: Homestar Runner's Strong Bad Email 147

n: "Strongbad, you're a horse's twees."

v: "OK everybody now twees it out!"

twees by racartier March 23, 2006

twees 

its the reverse of a sweet

bruv can i have twees

twees by sensei99 May 28, 2018

Twees 

Twees - Noun (Plural) -Derives from the incompetents amongst society who do not have the brain power to correctly articulate the 'r' in the word Trees from which twees originates.

At last we have reached the twees, the beautiful twees.
The twees are growing out of the gwound (ground) at an alarming wate (rate).

Twees by OrangesAndPetitpois February 23, 2019

Treesh 

often used to identify a hoe in NY

treesh done sucked me up she was only good for the spits

Treesh by ytry_ March 27, 2019

Money Trees 

When you plant a seed for whatever plant, but a tree in this case, you have to water it and as the seed grows you have to watch over it and make sure its safe and grows to be great. This is the same for a Money Tree but in which the seed is an investment or hustle one has and everyone has their own hustle. You begin by starting to work at the investment or hustle because you believe it can make you an abundant amount of money. You take care of your investment or hustle, you work hard at making it better and keeping it and as you do that the seeds will grow into a Money Tree because if you have worked hard at that hustle and or kept that investment growing it leads into income. This income will give you a chance to avoid certain struggles and hardships life has to offer that can be dealt with money and most important, it brings Peace of Mind, no worries.

A construction worker in this example, works under the sun long hours and when he/she takes a break they look for shade which most of the time will come to them from under a tree. Without a Money Tree one will work with worries throughout their whole life. Catch themselves living just to pay rent and other bills. Therefore a Money Tree must be planted so that when that tree does grow after working hard at it and keeping it, in ones later years one can rest under the shade of a Money Tree.

The song Money Trees by Kendrick Lamar states..

"Money trees is the perfect place for shade, and that's just how i feel."

Hard Work Hustle Money Trees

Money Trees by OGKilluh13 September 9, 2013

Push Trees 

Push or pushing is to sell something usually drugs and trees refers to weed so Push Trees means to sell weed.

The company push trees does not actually sell weed, only clothing lol.

Push Trees by Hoeshue October 7, 2019

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees 

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).

"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees by Rusanova March 7, 2012