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Tweesdom 

He's been on twitter for so long, his tweesdom is to be admired
Tweesdom by PostmodernLinguist September 14, 2021
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Tweetsdom 

Extremely moronic and exasperating Tweets that, through platitudes, pretend to enlighten us with ready-made wisdom about the most significant spiritual or businesslike issues.

(platitude: a trite or banal remark or statement, especially one expressed as if it were original or significant.)
"Ok, gimme some examples of Tweetsdom... enlighten me."

"Well, how about the following?" "Did you know that you actually have to water flowers on a regular basis? Not just once when you buy them!", or "The book you don't read won't help.", or "Leadership and success is simple. Not easy. But simple.", or "Do not despair because the one you love does not respond the same as you.", or "It's kind of hard to think outside the box if you are trapped in one!", or..."

"OK, OK, OK... Oh boy... Please, STOP IT!!! You´re killing me... I got it, Tweetsdom is anything that sounds like been said by Deepak Chopra."
Tweetsdom by rperazag June 18, 2010
Related Words
threesome involving two identical twins and another participant
"she's so hot"
"yeah man she's got a twin too"
"I'd love to have a tweesome with them"
tweesome by tysseling December 30, 2011
Used with a hashtag (#) on Twitter to tag Twitter threesomes. Tweesome is a group of three Tweeple, F/M/F, sharing cyber sexual public Tweets i.e., engaging in group cyber sex via Twitter. Tweesome posts are properly tagged #tweesome. Often associated with #swingers.

If the number of people engaged in Twex is four or more, it is properly tagged #Tworgy. If the number of Tweeple is three and they are M/F/M, it is tagged #twangbang. If the number of people engaged is just two, it is simply Twex.
As used in a Tweet:

I'm totally up for a #tweesome! Who's naked? See my free videos at link!
Tweesome by twittertwat June 17, 2009
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