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Twattopotomus 

A mean-ass nurse who will never have the self-awareness to realize the misfortunes that follow her are of her own making, so she will never change and have peace.
Met a wild Twattopotomus last night, who was trying to eat everybody's young after pulling a double at the e.r.!
Twattopotomus by DickStinger April 13, 2024

Twatopotamus 

A fat bitchy woman. Someone who is acting like a bitch or complaining nonstop about pointless things.
Hey, quit being a twatopotamus and whining about you non-existent love life you cow.
Twatopotamus by ronjonr2 December 25, 2010

twatopotamus 

A clinically obese vagina where you can easily mistake folds of skin for labia.
Her twatopotamus needs to hop on a treadmill.
twatopotamus by Marc Frey January 25, 2004

twatopotamus 

a twat that can eat you alive run for you life
I went down on this chick and her twatopotamus tryed eating me
twatopotamus by pckr June 11, 2006

Twatopotomus 

An extremely bitchy women. Also called twatopotomus-rex
Group of Guys: "This new game rocks".
Mother of Guy 1: "DO YOUR HOMEWORK".
Guy 2 to Guy 1: "Dude you mom is such a Twatopotomus".
Twatopotomus by Juggalo Abraxus January 10, 2009

Twatopotamus 

Dont act like a twatopotamus.
Twatopotamus by Big johnny johnson February 22, 2018