Twatopottomus

One who is fat, resembling a hippopotamus, and also a twat. Can be used in place of Fat Bitch by individuals that enjoy a more creative insult.

Jennifer just ran down a group of children with her mobility scooter to get to the last box of Twinkies at the Wal-Mart. What a twatopottomus!

by sarcasticjew June 24, 2011

Twatopotamus

A fat bitchy woman. Someone who is acting like a bitch or complaining nonstop about pointless things.

Hey, quit being a twatopotamus and whining about you non-existent love life you cow.

by ronjonr2 December 25, 2010

twatopotamus

A clinically obese vagina where you can easily mistake folds of skin for labia.

Her twatopotamus needs to hop on a treadmill.

by Marc Frey January 25, 2004

twatopotamus

a twat that can eat you alive run for you life

I went down on this chick and her twatopotamus tryed eating me

by pckr June 11, 2006

Twatopotomus

An extremely bitchy women. Also called twatopotomus-rex

Group of Guys: "This new game rocks".
Mother of Guy 1: "DO YOUR HOMEWORK".
Guy 2 to Guy 1: "Dude you mom is such a Twatopotomus".

by Juggalo Abraxus January 10, 2009

Twatapottamus

A girl who is so massively bitchy that she can never contain her cuntosity. She can be any shape or size but makes up for that by being a huge bitch or a Twatapottamus. Do not confuse for a Hippotwattamus

"That bitch is a Twatapottamus."
"Dude,that chick is off the charts hot! What's with the fat hating?"
"It's not her body, it's her level of bitchy. It's now the size of a Twatapottamus."

by deathfordough November 18, 2016

Twatopotamus

A fat cunt.

Dont act like a twatopotamus.

by Big johnny johnson February 22, 2018