Twatcock

A self centered asshole who only cares about his/herself. Someone who knowingly and happily destroys your life and the life of others. Twatcocks specifically like to ruin their bestfriends lives.

Megan is a fucking Twatcock asshole footless skank bitch.

by Unitoaster August 31, 2013

Twatsocket

A real bitch or an asshole.

"That filthy whore is a twatsocket!"
"He is such a twatsocket, I hope he rots."

by zoetta1980 September 11, 2012

Twatacocktus

A woman who does something so dumb it makes you realize that she is only good for one thing and doesn't have the ability to serve any other purpose on earth.

You are driving and a woman cuts you off because she is in a hurry. She hits a sign and gets a flat tire and a bent rim in the result of her actions. This is a "Twatacocktus"

You yell in rage "You stupid Twatacocktus!"

by DROE440 June 3, 2010

Twatcork

Another word for a tampon. Fairly obvious really - it's a cork for your twat.

"May I have a box of twenty regular twatcorks, please?"

by Norville December 3, 2004

twatpocket

A variant of twat used as a insult against one who is being particularly annoying or prick-like.

Person 1: How's your room mate?
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!

by 12916studios December 7, 2007

twatocks

a person who the word twat could not decribe them as they are worse than that. Twatocks is at least two twats, maybe 3.

the lead singer of the scissor sisters. what a twatocks

by cky211 May 24, 2007

twattock

A modification of twat, (literaly, little twat) used as an insult, and is useful when an extra sylable is needed in an amusing poem or suchlike.

My heavens, isn't Mary and Jimmy's boy a twattock?

Yes, but what did you expect from those two?

by steroozi April 30, 2004