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twatpocket
Person 1: How's your room mate?
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!
twatpocket by 12916studios December 7, 2007
twatrocket
twatrocket by CrazedJoker July 24, 2007
Twatcock
A self centered asshole who only cares about his/herself. Someone who knowingly and happily destroys your life and the life of others. Twatcocks specifically like to ruin their bestfriends lives.
Twatcock by Unitoaster August 31, 2013
Twatock
Derived from the words Twat and Pillock. Used as an insult when someone has done something more stupid than a pillock, but not quite as bad as a twat.
Eric: "Hey, Dave, you know that cement you've just laid?"
Dave: "Aye"
Eric: "I've just walked in it"
Dave: "You fucking daft Twatock"
Dave: "Aye"
Eric: "I've just walked in it"
Dave: "You fucking daft Twatock"
Twatock by nipperooney August 10, 2009
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