twattock
A modification of twat, (literaly, little twat) used as an insult, and is useful when an extra sylable is needed in an amusing poem or suchlike.
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Twatsocket
Twatsocket by zoetta1980 September 11, 2012
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twatpocket
Person 1: How's your room mate?
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!
twatpocket by 12916studios December 7, 2007
twatrocket
twatrocket by CrazedJoker July 24, 2007
Twatcock
A self centered asshole who only cares about his/herself. Someone who knowingly and happily destroys your life and the life of others. Twatcocks specifically like to ruin their bestfriends lives.
Twatcock by Unitoaster August 31, 2013
Twatock
Derived from the words Twat and Pillock. Used as an insult when someone has done something more stupid than a pillock, but not quite as bad as a twat.
Eric: "Hey, Dave, you know that cement you've just laid?"
Dave: "Aye"
Eric: "I've just walked in it"
Dave: "You fucking daft Twatock"
Dave: "Aye"
Eric: "I've just walked in it"
Dave: "You fucking daft Twatock"
Twatock by nipperooney August 10, 2009
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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