Norville's definitions

figdick

Way to descripe the penis of a man who is cleary not well endowed. Very similar to "cocktailsausagedick" but give a better imagery with the colour and shrivelled appearance.

"You ain't coming anywhere mear me with that tiny figdick. You wanna fuck something, go find a keyhole"

by Norville December 3, 2004

Twatcork

Another word for a tampon. Fairly obvious really - it's a cork for your twat.

"May I have a box of twenty regular twatcorks, please?"

by Norville December 3, 2004

Crudmuncher

Name given to those who partake in the eating of faeces directly from the anus of another person.

"The actors in this video film are all over the age of 18 years old, and all felching, crudmunching and teabagging seen in this movie is genuine and not aided by special or visual effects"

by Norville December 3, 2004

Majina

Word meaning the Queens' vagina. A hybrid word taken from "Her Majestys' Vagina", hence "Majina".

"I bet it's been a while since Philip dabbled in the old majina"

by Norville December 6, 2004