1.The female version of the male process of "Tea-baggin'".
2. When a female rests her genitalia on a part of another person's body (i.e. forehead)
2. When a female rests her genitalia on a part of another person's body (i.e. forehead)
"I woke up this morning with a wet forehead because my girlfriend twat squat me."
"'Why is your face wet?' 'I got twat squat on...'"
"'Why is your face wet?' 'I got twat squat on...'"
by RomeoRedhead July 28, 2009
the equivalent to the cock smack. When a female squats on a persons face and makes insertion of the noise while wet.
by wink1 December 03, 2011
Putting a lift on the front of a truck and lowering the back damn near the ground..then strutting around like it's something to be proud of.
Ya'll look at Johnny doing the Twat Squat..Boy stand your ass up and act like a man..only girls sit down to pee🤣😂
by ItsMe78 August 04, 2023
The process of effectively excreting the left over ejaculate remaining in the vagina once a man and woman have completed vaginal intercourse.
In the morning Mrs. Green does her daily exercises, the cum twat squat in order to make her yogurt for breakfast... SHE LOVES LEFTOVERS and she is environmentally friendly!!!
by Chrailey May 22, 2011
I got him with the twat squat he never saw it coming.
She hit them with a quick zipper and a twat squat for the after action cam.
She hit them with a quick zipper and a twat squat for the after action cam.
by Assclap90k November 18, 2023