Twat Farm 

The term used to define a woman's vagina when she is wearing tight pants or shorts, and the land surrounding her twat is attractive in appearance. A twat farm is usually found on college campus' across the United States, where girls wear yoga pants or spandex shorts 93.7% of the time. Noun. (language of origin: Sioux Fallsian)

Dude check out the twat farm at 9 o'clock! She's got space too!

Twat Farm by NTITUS54 September 16, 2012

twat farmer

Someone who farms (trolls) for twat (booty).

Used as an insult.

"You are such a twat farmer."

twat farmer by Timmy G May 18, 2006

TwatFarm 

a mystical place where the great uber-twat queen gives birth to the various useless bastards that the rest of us spend most of our lives trying to avoid.

"get back to the twatfarm" - meaning, you are clearly not human, just a twatfarm escapee, please do us all a favour and return to your own kind and save me from your babbling nuisance.

TwatFarm by TheTalon October 19, 2003

TwatFarm 

Any town in northamptonshire where the 18-24 year olds spend all the money they earn making cardboard boxes or flipping burgers, on fins stupid exhausts, spoilers, wanky dump valves and other parephanalia on their shitty 20 year old mk3 escort.

Kettering is such a twatfarm

TwatFarm by Big L March 13, 2003