Twat Dog
A dried up crusty penis. It would look like a wrinkely pruney finger after you were in the bathtub too long.
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twat dog
a twat dog is when a male tries sticking his limp dick into a girls vagina, and it won't go in beacause it is limp like a hot dog, similar to whiskey dick.
twat dog by connor savage March 25, 2008
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Twat-Dog
When you put a cold, preferably frozen hot dog in a girls pussy when shes passed out, then it gets stuck in there. It WILL smell like shit in a few days without her realizing it.
Twat-Dog by Brian Wert Craig Wert Jared V December 20, 2008
Twatdog
Danielle: Did you hear about crystal? She put a hotdog in her vagina and it broke off inside and she had to go to the hospital.
Cassie: Ew. She's a twatdog.
Cassie: Ew. She's a twatdog.
Twatdog by DannieSocute October 17, 2006
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