TWARF

a small cowering awkaward fragile creature that originates from asia. this creature is only a twarf on twensday but on thriday it becomes thrarf. this cycle ontinues through all the days of the week unitl it becomes a twarf again. at this point it repeats the process.

i hear there's a twarf in atlanta

by Sir keefer talyor January 11, 2008

twarf

To throw up (barf) a massive amount of tweets after a long period of Twitter inactivity.

Chris hasn't been on Twitter in forever, but ever since he got his cat he's been twarfing up a storm.

by kerbot2000 October 22, 2009

Twarf

Someone who is not as short as a dwarf, but has the face of a dwarf. A tall dwarf.

It's interesting how the University of Kentucky graduate and convicted murderer was so beautiful given the fact that her mother looks like a twarf.

“I did it. Yes, I did it.” the daughter of the twarf said while performing a dance move in the interrogation room.

She recalled the first time she met her daughter's future victim in 2011. "I was taken back. He couldn't look me in the face." the twarf said.

If Tauriel and Kili reproduced, would their child be a twarf?

The actor Art Hindle in the film The Brood is an example of a famous Twarf.

by Colin Robinson April 4, 2021

TWARF

Acronym for "That Was Actually Really Funny." For use on the intrawebisphere.

Did he just say what I think he just said? Twarf!

by Hank Borso August 17, 2006

twarrie

a twitter larrie, who believes in stunts and is in reality barley a larrie at all.

I’m a larry but hamille was so real!
Are you serious! You are such a twarrie...

by sallywalker# October 25, 2020

tarfun

Things Are Really Fucked Up Now

Oh my god TARFUN. What can we do.

by Senior Diablo July 1, 2005

TARFU

Also stands for "Totally And Royally Fucked Up"

In the 1944 U.S. Army animated short The Three Brothers,a character named Fubar is a brother of Private Snafu (Situation Normal, All Fucked Up) and Tarfu (Things Are Really Fucked Up, or Totally and Royally Fucked Up)

by jjake47 September 9, 2010