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twaff

Bro last night I got so drunk and i remember this girl was twaffing on my dick
by Penisbitch June 9, 2016
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Twaff Bwo

Twaff Bwo is an absolute retard. He the dumbest motha fu**er.
by sc11 November 5, 2018
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Taffanaut

Person born in Wales (UK) who has travelled into space by any means.
Where the definition of space is 62 miles or 100Km vertically from sea level.
Taffanaut was born in Wales and went to space.
by Huusk May 30, 2013
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Traffic Calming Measure

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.
I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.
by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016
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Happy Taffy

Another way to describe Shoosh, the polymerized Hash concentrate. Happy Taffy can also describe a very, very high end Bubble Hash as well. It's because of it's striking appearance of toffee and texture that is glassy and well, taffy. And because it gets you damn stoned. It makes you happy!
I'm so incredibly smart when I puff Happy Taffy! Let's Dab some Happy Taffy.
by Ascot1111 November 16, 2018
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Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.
Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking is a successful cause because it has proven that spreading awareness uncovers the perpetrators.
by urban savage March 28, 2019
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traffictroll

The dumbfuck that zigzags in and out of lanes thru traffic, cutting everyone off and carelessly driving just so they can try being ahead of others.
The highwaycop sitting in the medium observed a traffictroll driving recklessly and decided to pull the idiot over and issue some citations.
by jpg3 October 14, 2011
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