Twafflegasm

A collective of useless management types, joined ass to mouth in the form a human hadron collider, where bullshit from one manager is swallowed whole by the next, only to be shat out with increasing speed and stupidity to the next until it reaches the "Speed of Shite". The manager's are now it a perpetual state of Twafflegasm. A nirvana like state lies and deceit are the only truth, and where logic and integrity are discounted as the language of the minions

My dear fellow, twafflegasm appears to be radiant amongst these chumps

Twafflegasm by It is what it was May 30, 2021

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wafflegasm

The overwhelming feeling of joy that comes from a fresh bouquet of homemade waffles on an other wise cold, yucky morning.

Roommate 1: I was planning to sleep in, but this morning you had to get up and have a wafflegasm at the crack of dawn.
Roommate 2: Yeah sorry about that.
Roommate 1: You could at least be quiet about it...
Roommate 2: Obviously you haven't tried these waffles.

wafflegasm by Josephine Crew March 29, 2009

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Twafflegasm • wafflegasm • Trufflegasm

wafflegasm

A rare occurance during which a human literally ejaculates a pre-cooked waffle. It is said to be extremely painful and in extremely rare cases, the waffle is followed by maple syrup and in one recorded instance, a small amount of butter.

1-"I had a wafflegasm last night"
2-"Did it hurt?"
1-"Yeah, im seeing my doctor tommarow."
2-"Has that ever happened to you before?"
1-"Once. I cried.*sniffle*"

wafflegasm by QazRant January 15, 2011