Twactor 

Twactor (n.) - Not to be confused with a person who can’t pronounce their “R’s” trying to say “Tractor”. A twactor is the factor or characteristic that makes someone a twat.

“Why is Becca such a twat? I can’t put my finger on it”
“I think her twactor is her lack of genuineness and her constant eye rolling”

Twactor by mfanimals September 3, 2019

Twactor 

Twactor ; Twacting.

1. The merging of two words. Twat and Actor. Tw'actor.

2. Substandard acting that runs the whole gamut of emotion(s) from 'a' to 'b'.

3. Usually depicted by Z list 'actors' ( either newbies, washed up TV /radio presenters, game show hosts and other such 'personalities') with no ethical grounding or real world ability providing poorly choreographed visual and audio sound byte 'skill sets' to the entertainment industry that target consumers through constant airplay overkill. Mainly ascribed to ads promoting financial marketing (esp life insurance, hair and make up products , oral hygiene and dentistry products, incontinence pads / sanitary wear products and home furniture)

4. Presenters on shopping marketing channels

5. Product details pitched to an audience that entail deliberate dumbing down and pointless word play (i.e light reflective shine ), usually backed up with unrealistic fictitious statistics (i.e 83 percent of 51 women agreed), lack lustre wooden delivery and, in most cases, far too much emphasis and reliance on CGI, sound enhancements and sparkles.

6. NOT Jonathan Ross discussing agricultural machinery in 'Farmers Weekly'.

She says that their products are NOT tested on animals. Has she ever read the regular dictionary definiton of 'Homo Sapiens' and their place within the 'animalia' kingdom sphere? What a twactor!

Thespians consider themselves too noble than to be seen rubbing shoulders with the lower echelons of the twacting fraternity. And let's face it, who can blame them, they're a fuckin' embarrassment.

Most actors provide the performance of a life time when it comes to a divorce court settlement pay day. Most cut their teeth in the twacting profession after all.

"I didn't know Oral B made a toothpaste" she said delivering the cue whilst in a dentists chair with an UHD camera locked onto the enamel of her incisors. Lorna Nickson Brown twactor exemplar.

Twactor by Sevestapol Holiday Rep March 16, 2019

Bingley Tractor 

A Filipino pulling a plough

Dave: Bobby! You cheap fuck.. You can afford a John Deere tractor but your that fucking cheap, you've got a Bingley Tractor

Bingley Tractor by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

mawdesley tractor 

A large, luxury SUV. Driven exclusively by upper middle class snobbish pricks.

Outside the private school there were loads of Mawdesley tractors dropping Gideon and Henrietta off.

mawdesley tractor by jjpwfelli December 30, 2015

tractor rap 

modern country music
A mixture of pop, hip-hop, and country

Billy Bob loves to drink beer while listening to tractor rap.

tractor rap by Tractor Rap April 20, 2015

Tractor lover 

A kid from Yale Michigan goes by the nickname tractor lover. His dad Brad beats him in a closet.

That kid is a Tractor Lover.

Tractor lover by Fuckyalemichigan June 17, 2019

Tractor tipping 

An activity taken place in the world of cars most notably seen in the first movie. It includes harassing the equivalent of cows in the real world.

Hey Lightning, want to go harass those sleeping tractors who have done nothing wrong to us whatsoever?

Or...

Hey Lightning, wanna go tractor tipping?”

Tractor tipping by Dusty craphopper January 19, 2021