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A smart, generous, yet dangerous man who has the wits about him like a mitochondrial, powerful bear who is largely feared. A Tuzzey is very ravenous when approached and very selective. When a Tuzzey meets the right person he can be very docile. A Tuzzey is certainly very cuddly when mated, yet never to be named safe. If you ever see a Tuzzey approach with caution you risk your life.
He is such a Tuzzey, make sure you wear armor and your heart on your sleeve!
Tuzzey by EnchantressV April 5, 2016
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quiet simply, someone who is fat.

could also be spelled Tuzza....
did you see the state of that bird dave got off with last night? What a tuzzer!

I got a friend who wants to play football this sunday morning, he's a bit of a tuzzer so we can stick him in goal.

this word was common place when i was at school circa 1982/3 in london. UK
tuzzer by englishboy37 December 15, 2011
Related Words
Tuzzey • Tubzey • tuzzer • tuzzy
My teddy bear is a bad motherfucker, all tuzzy and shit
tuzzy by Super Plaid Ninja May 19, 2018
Cringe version of Kurdish language Koma dilan and milhemê which means lotion on the back of Zaynab
Tubzey tubzey tubzey nê zaynabê Tubzey tubzey tubzey nê milhamê
Tubzey by Kurdcringelove October 23, 2020
Tubzey tubzey tubzey nê zaynabê tubzey tubzey tubzey nê milhamê
tubzey by Kurdcringelove October 23, 2020
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