tuzzer

quiet simply, someone who is fat.

could also be spelled Tuzza....

did you see the state of that bird dave got off with last night? What a tuzzer!

I got a friend who wants to play football this sunday morning, he's a bit of a tuzzer so we can stick him in goal.

this word was common place when i was at school circa 1982/3 in london. UK

by englishboy37 December 15, 2011

Tizzerbomb

A move in professional wrestling as well as a powerbomb directed towards autistic kids. It was named after the American professional wrestler Dave Batista, who used this as his finisher. Dave absolutely hated tizzers.

Jack: Dude this autistic kid was making some screeching sounds during lunch so I just tizzerbombed the actual fuck out of him. That'll teach him!

by tizzerdestroyer June 1, 2018

Tezzers

"Tezzers": a way of describing excellence, or comedic value.

Derived from "Terry's", as in "Terry's All Gold" - a brand of chocolates, in particular reference to the word "Gold", meaning excellence, quality, greatness, and so on.

"Man, did you see Lee Evans the other night? Total tezzers mate!"

Or, sarcastically: "Dude, can you believe that guy cracked lame jokes all night long?"
"Yeah. Talk about 'tezzers'"

by TheAbsolutePeach March 17, 2009

tazzers

Tazzers is a word that a small group of Scotsmen started shouting one day while playing Car Soccer. It's kind of like most things that one shouts during a particularly intense round of sports: born from intense excitement, only making sense in that one thrilling moment. Combined with Scottish brogue, and that deepset Scottish appreciation for the thrill of soccer, and it's especially esoteric.

Scotsman 1: *does an impression of an Englishman with a deep appreciation for celestial bodies, distracting him from his goalkeeping duties*

Scotsman 2: BEN! GIT TAE FECK!

Scotsman 3: Oh, Tazzers!

by DorianCairne October 21, 2019

tuzzard

A tuzzard is a reference to a woman's clit after she has done steroids. The clit lengthens is size. Due to the testosterine levels in the steroids, the clit becomes adopts a penile state. ITS LONG AND SLOPPY.

A woman on steroids has a big tuzzard.

by Leah Halcomb October 7, 2007

Tizzers Foxchase

Leader of Woodbury University in the virtual world of Second Life and member of the Feted Inner Core. Adversary to the Justice League Unlimited and outspoken blogger Prokofy Neva.

When no one was looking, Tizzers Foxchase took forty cakes. She took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

by The Linden Conspiracy March 23, 2010

tuzered

when one gets kicked in the head and knocked out

bitch#1: "hey did you see that fight last night?"
bitch#2: "yeah that guy got tuzered"

you: "hey watchout"
me: "you're about to get tuzered"

by jcpearce March 12, 2010