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Tortoise that pretends to be a turtle
The tutle was a tutle
Tutle by Eternalism March 9, 2025

Box turtle 

When your penis retracts back into your body, like a turtles head back into its shell.
when I answered the door , and saw how ugly my blind date was, I immediately went box turtle.
Box turtle by Yurdle September 22, 2016
A name given to a Women who's internal light radiates bright and outward; A Giver of Self; Community Driven; Compassionate and Loyal; Self Sacrificing; Wise; Empowering and Driven. Her internal light can only be matched by her outer Beauty. If you encounter a Tuleah, sit quietly and watch, listen and learn as she teaches you how to become self-fulfilled. Her Beauty will catch you, her wisdom will keep you.
Everyone and every community should have a Tuleah. It is her characteristics and personal traits that will help rejuvenate, empower and build better people, communities and Countries. Her physical beauty is breathtaking.

Turtle Neck Tension(TNT) 

That awkward feeling you get when a guy or girl tries too hard to come onto you. Usually caused by excessive unreturned flirting, messaging, or facebook status comments.
The following is a sequence of events

Text Conversation

Guy: Hey girl, want to come chill at my place tonight?
Girl: Can't. I have plans.
Guy: It's cool. Maybe tomorrow.
(No Response)

(Later that night)

Girl: Posts attractive facebook picture.
Guy: OMG <3 <3

(Even Later)

Girl: Post a status saying "Had an amazing time with the girls tonighttt! :) :)"

Guy: posts a comment saying "Wish I was there <3"

At this point the girl should be feeling major Turtle Neck Tension(TNT).

Example Sentence: That guy was giving me so much TNT last night!
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tuple by Zeus_Okar March 20, 2008

turtle on my name

Commonly misheard lyric of "dirt all on my name" from the song Attention by Charlie Puth.

Note that "dirt all" sounds surprisingly similar to "turtle"
Don't be runnin' round throwing that turtle on my name.
turtle on my name by M'sBlUfF October 13, 2017