slang for mid to low quality marijuana that doesn't look great but gives you a fucking great trip
Sonia: hey Bethany want some turbulence and donkey wheat?
Bethany: yeah ill have a couple dabs
Sonia: yeah but don't fucking smoke all my weed otherwise im making you pay me back for it
The frozen yogurt that falls off the dispenser and ends up on either the floor or the catching bin, resulting in a turd-like appearance. Found commonly at self-serve froyo places.
I was going to get some blueberrytart at yogurtland, but the sheer amount of turgurt changed my mind.