turkeyham 

A sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a turkey and the body of a swine.

Or a sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a swine and the body of a turkey.

If you are a turkeyham you must commit suicide immediately or call the turkeyham hotline at 1800 TURKHAM (887-5426). Please not this number is no longer in service because turkeyhamness spreads via contact of voice and everyone working at the turkeyham hotline are infected/suicidal maniacs.

DON'T BE A TURKEYHAM OR GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

turkeyham by turkeyham infected April 24, 2010

Baron Von Turkeypants 

A person who attempts to annoy somebody by going out of the way to make them unhappy.

Dude, like, why did you waste your time to annoy me by editing my post? Oh, you're just a Baron Von Turkeypants.

Baron Von Turkeypants by Vincent Fra January 6, 2008

TurkeyHead

1. A person who is goofy and comical in demeanor but also highly skilled in the craft of Firefighting.
2. One who displays a deliberate act of stupidity.
3. A conniving bastard who manipulates the system to their own advantage.

1. Jimmy is quite a TurkeyHead, but did you see him save those children from the raging inferno?
2. That woman cut you off! What a TurkayHead.
3. Baker has three class B shirts? What a TurkeyHead.

TurkeyHead by Sam Faint November 15, 2007

Turkeyslam 

When you sit down on a toilet to take a shit and accidentally slap your balls really hard on the seat, feeling an immense pain akin to that of having to be in the same irc channel as Turkeyslam.

Turkeyslam.

Turkeyslam by SkuddStevens August 2, 2010

Turkeyface 

Turkeyfacing is the act of smashing a turkey sandwich into the face of someone you don’t like. Turkeyfacing’s origins can be traced to the USVI where locals use it as an effective way to shut up douchebag wanna be rappers who are trying to free style. Turkeyfacing quickly shows the douchebag that neither you nor your friends want to hear his failed attempt at rapping. Traditionally the douchbag is required to buy you another turkey sandwich due to the fact that his spontaneous freestyle left you no choice but to destroy your perfectly good sandwich.

I told him to shut his face when he talked to me, but he didn’t listen so I just turkeyfaced his modda skunt!!!

Turkeyface by Dick VI October 15, 2009

Turkey Ham Sandwich

A great sandwich for when your on the run.

Includes:
2+ slices of turkey ham
2+slices of cheese
2-3 slices of bread dependent upon double decker

joe: I love my turkey ham sandwich
bob: what type of cheese did you put on it
joe: cheddar
bob: next time try pepperjack

Turkey Ham Sandwich by user_rule March 11, 2009

turkeybaconbuster

A person sexy and cool and rich and good at everything that they do

Wow I love Turkeybaconbuster they are so sexy and cool and rich and good at everything they do

turkeybaconbuster by Notturkeybaconbuster April 9, 2021