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A sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a turkey and the body of a swine.

Or a sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a swine and the body of a turkey.

If you are a turkeyham you must commit suicide immediately or call the turkeyham hotline at 1800 TURKHAM (887-5426). Please not this number is no longer in service because turkeyhamness spreads via contact of voice and everyone working at the turkeyham hotline are infected/suicidal maniacs.
DON'T BE A TURKEYHAM OR GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!
by turkeyham infected April 24, 2010
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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