Turkeyman 

A sand nigger "faget" that looks like a turkey. He's known for raping the FUCK out of anything that moves. He also has a reputation of shitting on anything and everything he wants, especially open mouths. He consumes his own feces with delight, laughing hysterically while shit globs fall from his mouth.

Oh my god Turkeyman raped that vacuum cleaner!

Dude, did you see Turkeyman shit in that old lady's mouth? EUGH!

Turkeyman by Matt Swartz July 16, 2008

turkey man 

The silliest and biggest man of the turkeys

Oh look theres the turkey man

turkey man by LLegs October 8, 2018

Baron Von Turkeypants 

A person who attempts to annoy somebody by going out of the way to make them unhappy.

Dude, like, why did you waste your time to annoy me by editing my post? Oh, you're just a Baron Von Turkeypants.

Baron Von Turkeypants by Vincent Fra January 6, 2008

Turkeyface 

Turkeyfacing is the act of smashing a turkey sandwich into the face of someone you don’t like. Turkeyfacing’s origins can be traced to the USVI where locals use it as an effective way to shut up douchebag wanna be rappers who are trying to free style. Turkeyfacing quickly shows the douchebag that neither you nor your friends want to hear his failed attempt at rapping. Traditionally the douchbag is required to buy you another turkey sandwich due to the fact that his spontaneous freestyle left you no choice but to destroy your perfectly good sandwich.

I told him to shut his face when he talked to me, but he didn’t listen so I just turkeyfaced his modda skunt!!!

Turkeyface by Dick VI October 15, 2009

Turkeying

The act of when someone goes to give you a high five, instead of slapping their hand, form a fist, stick your thumb out, and hit their open palm with the bottom of your hand (the part of your fist opposite your thumb sticking out) then proceed to wiggle your thumb while your hand is on their palm, saying "gobble gobble gobble."
Thus forming a turkey to thwart their efforts of slappin' five.

Jack: So I went to high five Matt, but he ended up turkeying me.
Megan: What a douche.

Turkeying by AustinTsunami January 20, 2009

TurkeyDinosaur 

the absolute god of a staff member who once roamed streets of shitcade, we all must stan him and worship all day long.

TurkeyDinosaur is my idol

TurkeyDinosaur by notdelno July 24, 2020

türkman 

Turkish super hero by name, kicks bad guys' asses and licks good girls' pussies. Champion and watches football matches regulary, especially his hometown club.

Türkman is doing it again, he punches that guy in the face and now he's leaving with that hot girl. What a champ.

türkman by drstevendeer April 10, 2021