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Baron Von Turkeypants 

A person who attempts to annoy somebody by going out of the way to make them unhappy.
Dude, like, why did you waste your time to annoy me by editing my post? Oh, you're just a Baron Von Turkeypants.

Turkeyface 

Turkeyfacing is the act of smashing a turkey sandwich into the face of someone you don’t like. Turkeyfacing’s origins can be traced to the USVI where locals use it as an effective way to shut up douchebag wanna be rappers who are trying to free style. Turkeyfacing quickly shows the douchebag that neither you nor your friends want to hear his failed attempt at rapping. Traditionally the douchbag is required to buy you another turkey sandwich due to the fact that his spontaneous freestyle left you no choice but to destroy your perfectly good sandwich.
I told him to shut his face when he talked to me, but he didn’t listen so I just turkeyfaced his modda skunt!!!
Turkeyface by Dick VI October 15, 2009

Turkey-Cat

A fat cat obsessed with meow mix. His arched (Yes, arched) enemy is Chicken-Cat, a purina obsessed moron. His best friend is Pigeon-Cat, who is also a fellow meow mix muncher.
Turkey-Cat: Meow
Chicken-Cat: -Slides around and bumps him-
Turkey-Cat: (Can't walk, too fat) -Eats meow mix-
Turkey-Cat by Meow Mix Muncher August 14, 2008

turkeybaconbuster

A person sexy and cool and rich and good at everything that they do
Wow I love Turkeybaconbuster they are so sexy and cool and rich and good at everything they do

turkeyhatman

@turkeyhatman aka one of the goats of tiktok
"Turkeyhatman is the best" "yeah I agree"

Turkeypalooza 

The day before Thanksgiving. Term coined in 2010 by the band Along Those Lines. An annual live show of the same name accompanies the day at Jammin Java in Vienna, VA.
I'm going to hear some great music on Turkeypalooza.
Turkeypalooza by C-Mos Def November 28, 2010