Turkey Trot 

When you have the shits and trot like a turkey in search of a porcelain throne.

Bob: Did you see how Dave was running down the hallway at work today?

Dan: Yeah, he ate the Susan's chili at the potluck and he had the turkey trots. He went home so I think he shit himself.

Turkey Trot by KnotMyRealName December 15, 2018

turkey trot 

The act of waddling to the bathroom while holding a torrent of semen inside your vagina in an attempt to keep it from leaking out.

I busted about a quart of cum inside that skank, and she got out of bed quicker than shit and did the turkey trot down the hall.

turkey trot by GRASS ON THE INFIELD December 21, 2008

Turkey trot 

loose ball sacs that hang and sag extremely low(below the knees), causing a droopy wrinkle appearance

When I take a shit i have to move my Turkey Trot on top of my lap so they dont hit the water.

Turkey trot by Miltope January 25, 2016

Turkey Trot Trump Towers 

The two Trump Towers located in Istanbul that are deeply symbolic of the powerful gravitational pull of Trump to money, all over the world, to feed his megalomaniacal lifestyle and the bottomless materialistic pit that is his sense of self-worth.

Dancing to the familiar music of rivers of continuously flowing big-ass money, the Real Estate Tycoon in Chief added the Turkey Trot Trump Towers (yes, two!) into his gilded collection of income properties, thanks to his “very good friend who gets very high marks,” President Erdogan who brokered this sweet deal back in 2012!

Turkey Trot Trump Towers by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019

Turkey Trot Brothers 

Turkey Trot Brothers are a set of unrelated men who are age 40 and older and have shared the experience of having the same doctor give them a prostate exam. These men have something special in common. Each has had the same man penetrate their asshole. Each has the same man who is very familiar with their respective buttholes. There is no shame in being a turkey trot brother, just an understanding that one dude knows something about each of you that you would never want to know.

I saw David the other day after he had his appointment with Dr. Shiver. We shared a “knowing glance,” and he was still a little stiff-legged from his anal assault. He was trotting like a turkey. We are Turkey Trot Brothers, as are Clint and Matt.

Turkey Trot Brothers by Atomic Peanut August 15, 2018

Fairfax Turkey Trot (FFXTT) 

Annual Thanksgiving Turkey Trot held in Mantua, VA for the purpose of having fun and charity.

Visit FairfaxTurkeyTrot.com to signup for the Fairfax Turkey Trot (FFXTT) Thanksgiving Charity Run!!!

Fairfax Turkey Trot (FFXTT) by RecycleRunner November 23, 2018

Traverse city turkey trot 

When you (man) or your female partner vomit in the women’s vagina and the man trots his penis in and out of the vagina.

Traverse city turkey trot. Chunky vomit from a long night of drinking blown in to your partners vagina. This can be used for men and men using anal.

Traverse city turkey trot by Dabyshiznit April 22, 2021