Turkey Water

The voluminous bowl of buttery tan colored liquid matter you discover after a twinge of the shits, not necessarily seasonally related to but often the day after a holiday dinner.

After eating Christmas Dinner at Marsha's grandparent's house, I made turkey water at the hotel.

by Jeff Cheek April 26, 2007

Albino Water Turkey

A pelican that appears on the lake at nighttime

Hillbillies from Illinois call them birds Albino Water Turkey’s when they appear at nighttime

by AlcoholicsAnonymous420 July 1, 2025