Albino Water Turkey

A pelican that appears on the lake at nighttime
Hillbillies from Illinois call them birds Albino Water Turkey’s when they appear at nighttime
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lightning bugkakke

the native americans used to have lightning bugkakke painting parties after wars
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AttackSkunk

It follows me everywhere i go, i can’t get away from it
I’ve been attacked by the Attackskunk multiple times in the last week
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