Turkey Bastin 

When you invite your family for thanksgiving but you broke your thermometer, so you got to make sure they dont have covid, so you put your dick in their ass to check the temperature.

Uncle Joseph, come here! I have to keep turkey bastin yo ass.

Turkey Bastin by Rancid Bean November 15, 2020

turkey bastin' it 

The act of artificial insemination with a turkey baster.

"Kirsti wants a baby, but she doesn't want to have to have a man to do it, so she turkey bastin' it."

turkey bastin' it by kkkkkkcccc September 3, 2014

turkey basting whore

a chic that is trying to get pregnant but doesnt tell the guy shes sleeping with

"What a turkey basting whore"

turkey basting whore by tricia November 23, 2004

turkey basting

the act of inserting a turkey baster into your boyfriend's ass crack, and releasing its contents into it to fill it to the brim. if the turkey baster is not disposed of after use, it will add unwanted seasonings to your turkey...

man: "hey babe, wanna do some turkey basting tonight?"
woman: "sure, but i have to cook this turkey afterward"

turkey basting by huntelbi January 2, 2011

Turkey basting

When ecstasy is crushed up, mixed with favorite fluid, sucked into a syringe, inserted into the rectum and squirted inside for maximum effect.

I was rolling way harder than you because I was turkey basting!

Turkey basting by lipstick scrotum January 21, 2009

Turkey Basting

the act in which you have anal sex with a female whilst she is throwing up in the toilet

last night we got so drunk that i ended up turkey basting my girl friend

Turkey Basting by TrexREXel February 10, 2010

Turkey Basting

A myth of an extreme sexual act. There are two ways of doing this. First way is simple- after enough arousal, a man will ejaculate on a woman while squeezing his ball sack at the same time. The second method is to have yet been proven possible- while a woman is on her period during intercourse, a man will penetrate her vagina and squeeze his ball sack, his penis will suck up blood, and the man will then take out his penis and squeeze his ball sack once more, thus basting his female partner's face.

After countless hours of drunken monkey sex, I pulled out and she received a turkey basting from me.

Turkey Basting by Cardboard_RocknRolla January 28, 2009