A man whose natural impulse when faced with any sort of aggression of disagreement of any kind is to tuck his penis and balls as far between his leg as possible (to give the appearance of a vagina) and hope the problem goes away. Social 'wokeness' is a major motivator for this behavior. They may or may not attempt to take petty 'anonymous' revenge - either in the form of vandalism or an attempt to online shame. Your average tuckboy venerates journalists.

Tuckboys are physically weak, effete, and are terrified at being called upon to be responsible and take a lead in ANYTHING. They are not as uniform in their appearance as the cuck - though there is some overlap. Normal people are often disgusted to find out someone close to them is a tuckboy, usually as a result of their behavior in an emergency.

Please note women can NEVER be tuckboys (for obvious reasons) and it is extremely rare to find any non-white tuckboys.

'Instead of asking him in the first instance to just respect the library 'quiet study zone', Taylor just snuck a picture of him and falsely claimed he was being racist. He's such a tuckboy'

'Carl might have picketed that old Christian widow from giving hot chocolate to drunks, and chased her draped in the pride flag but when those fundamentalist Muslims started spouting homophobia, he looked the other way. Typical tuckboy.

Any white man who watched the full two-hour video of the Covington High School kids and then proceeded to give a 'Yeah but...' is a tuckboy.

tuckboy by SoyTuck January 30, 2019

turkoy

the most amazing person ever wtf? cute and funny and based????

sandwhich:turkoy is amazing I love him

turkoy by s4ndwh1ch January 21, 2021

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026