Turk'd 

the act of David Turk, a teacher of Salem High School, embarrassing you with his mind powers

I was trying to text during class, but I ended up getting Turk'd.

Turk'd by hlgdlerhglierv September 24, 2012

turk a durk ! 

To talk excessive nonsense about nothing.

The taliban guy had his mouth open, but all i heard was," blah, blah, blah, turk a durk ! Jihad!"

turk a durk ! by J to the iz H July 8, 2006

dead turk 

A event, person or happenstance that is generally known of but not acknowledged by anyone. A elephant in the room.
Derived from the plotline of an episode of the PBS television series "Downton Abbey" in which the protagonists try and hide the death of a Turkish visitor.

While discussing the reorg, nobody acknowledged the dead turk in the room- the impending layoffs of half the staff.

The crushed fender wasn't the real problem. The dead turk was the empty liquor bottle under the front seat.

dead turk by Onisimos July 20, 2012

De-Turk 

The act of cleaning any smoking apparatus. After De-Turk the hands involved are often stained with the mark of the Turk.

"Hey, can you run to the store and grab some rubbing alcohol"

"Why?"

"It's time to De-Turk the bong"

De-Turk by funnyman12332 December 30, 2009

Danielle Turk 

White girl who perceives herself as an African american male, commonly found rapping and "nigger dancing".

Friend: "Hey Danzo shall we go out tonight?"
Danielle Turk: "Ball so hard, this shit crazy. Ya'll don't know that shit don't phase me"
Friend: "Oh, sooo yes?"
Danielle Turk: "Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me. That shit cray. That shit cray. That shit cray."

Danielle Turk by loveloveloveunicorns October 10, 2012

Dirty Turk 

The act of intricately matting poopy over a male's testes then allowing said male to plough your anal passage, consequently flicking poopy over the receiver's buttocks.

Louis totally dirty turked Adam last night.

Dirty Turk by Louis "Dirty Turk" April 6, 2014

turk p. diddy 

A very slick person person will take another males girlfriend without trying.

I wish I could be like Turk P. Diddy, he steals all of the bitties from me and he didnt even speak to her.

turk p. diddy by Turkeynoham June 17, 2018