De-Turk

The act of cleaning any smoking apparatus. After De-Turk the hands involved are often stained with the mark of the Turk.

"Hey, can you run to the store and grab some rubbing alcohol"

"Why?"

"It's time to De-Turk the bong"

De-Turk by funnyman12332 December 30, 2009

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Turkish De-Lite

The soft and sweet spoils of military invasion.

Well, if trump says it's cool...then it's cool.
Just head on in there and get you some Turkish De-Lite; Syria has dinner ready...

Turkish De-Lite by YAWA October 17, 2019

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De-Turk • Turkish De-Lie • Turkish De-Lite • De Andre • DE • de-rection • de wae • De La Salle • De'Quan • de-de-de

Turkish De-Lie

(Noun) A phrase for the disappointment that immediately crosses your mind upon realizing that Edmund Pevensie greatly exaggerated the taste of the candy known as, Turkish Delight.

When you finally taste the candy that made Edmund Pevensie betray his siblings, only to realize that it’s not nearly as delightful or delectable as portrayed. It is indeed a Turkish De-Lie, the LaCroix of confectionary creations.

“I was expecting the taste of Turkish Delight to change my life, but instead I tasted a Turkish De-Lie!”

“It looks so juicy, so sweet, so delicious…. But it’s just a sugar coated Turkish De-Lie.”

Turkish De-Lie by JosieTheWitch February 23, 2023

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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