Turdtorial 

A lesson or instruction in useless or untrue bullshit.

I recieved a turdtorial on the basic anatomy of space aliens.

Turdtorial by Wildman462 September 3, 2019

slime tutorial 

An inside code term for any Show/Musical bootleg. The term could also be used as ‘full slime tutorial’ or ‘full slime tutorials’, implying that the video is the full show or musical.

**YouTube comment on a ‘Mean Girls the Musical’ full show named ‘full slime tutorial’**: “This slime video was much needed

thank you 😊”

slime tutorial by guccieverafter June 29, 2018

Tutorial Hell 

Something many new programmers experience.

You have gone through many programming tutorials. Many times you haven't finished them. You keep learning new languages. You can maybe program some text adventures or simple web pages, but not anything useful. You don't want to start creating any programs because you feel like it's really bad and not useful to anyone. You keep starting new tutorials and have probably learnt arrays, functions, loops and objects/classes 10 different times in different tutorials and languages. You feel like you know a lot about programming, but at the same time you don't know anything.

Welcome to Tutorial Hell.

I've been in tutorial hell for such a long time now. I need to simply start creating something and not listen to my inner critic.

Tutorial Hell by WorkingClassEngineer October 3, 2020

tutorial 

when referring to YouTube:

a video that is basically a HowTo. It demonstrates how to make, build, or do something. It can also be for a hairstyle or makeup.

"Hey guys! This tutorial is going to show how to get those smokey eyes."

tutorial by Psedo September 8, 2009

Clitorial Tutorial 

The process of teaching a unexperienced guy the in's and out's during his first sexual encounter (with a woman).

"Girl he had no idea what he was doing, I had to give him a clitorial tutorial"

Clitorial Tutorial by Indychk August 16, 2005

tutorial porn 

Treating web tutorials as entertainment rather than attempting to learn anything. Often for hours on end.

Instead of getting my project done I just spent the day watching tutorial porn

tutorial porn by Cornpurse November 10, 2020

Jumping Jack Tutorial 

A male psychological mind trick, mostly used by the female species, the trick is commenced by asking for the male to perform the jumping jack tutorial. The male thinks he is doing jumping jacks but all the female sees is fuckin shlong bouncin.

He is soooo dumb I even tricked him with the jumping jack tutorial on FaceTime. Boys will do anything Jesus.

Jumping Jack Tutorial by Spaggionalgree July 4, 2019