Turtrunker

An individual who preforms the act of Turtrunking or can be referred to as a Turtrunk

Shut up, Turtrunker

by John Crump July 15, 2025

Turdrunkey

A turkey marinated with tequila and served with more tequila.

Jim was plastered after he made a turdrunkey for Thanksgiving.

by Mythmaniac January 28, 2011

turdrunken

Getting drunk on Thanksgiving, referenced as part of the regular meal. A time to celebrate and drink with friends and family.

"I'm going to need some turdrunken this Thanksgiving," muttered Maya as she learned who was coming to dinner.

by Pandemonious February 29, 2016

Turtrunking

The act of shitting up one’s ass and fisting them until it is pushed out of the victim’s mouth or nose

“Michael were you Turtrunking your girlfriend last night?”-Mason T

by John Crump July 15, 2025

Turtrunk

1.(Verb)To shit in one’s ass and fist them till it come out the other end

2.(Noun)An individual who’s a piece of shit or an asshole

1.How about you go Turtrunk your faggy girlfriend

2.Shut up Turtrunk

by John Crump July 15, 2025