Definitions by Tuffmofo

Hagarian

A Hagarian is someone who believes Van Halen was at its peak during the Sammy Hagar era, unlike Rothonians, who prefer the David Lee Roth years. While Hagarians may be slightly outnumbered by Rothonians, both groups vastly outnumber the tiny contingent of Cheroneians.

I could tell that Chris was a true Hagarian by the the Three Lock Box t-shirt he was wearing.

Hagarian by Tuffmofo September 12, 2026

Rothonian

A person who believes that the David Lee Roth era of Van Halen was far superior to the Hagarians who believe that the Sammy Hagar era was superior. The Rothoninans hold a slight majority over the Hagarians, and a huge majority over the almost non-existant Cheroneians.

The dude was a Rothonian to the core, going so far as to wear his best assless chaps to the Van Halen tribute show featuring only songs from the Diamond Dave era.

Rothonian by Tuffmofo September 12, 2026

Turdical 

A turd that has more fat at the top than at the bottom that floats in the bowl in a vertical fashion, looking like Mr. Hankey.

I had a cheeseburger and a salad last night and this morning I shat out a turdical.

Turdical by Tuffmofo August 22, 2020

Fecal People

Fecal People is a term that applies to folks who take Metamucil on a regular basis and take nice fluffy shits as a result.

My friend Chris and I are very regular because we’re fecal people.

Fecal People by Tuffmofo August 22, 2020