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Definitions by Furnace-Wibble

Labour voter 

Hey there Jim, them Labour Voters just won’t flush!
Labour voter by Furnace-Wibble February 7, 2024
Hey Jim, there go them floaters again, off to vote for the fifth time this week!
Floater by Furnace-Wibble February 7, 2024

Turdicle 

A rare formation mid movement when defecating a loose stool outdoors in subzero conditions.
Gerry rose suddenly and ran for the outdoors, making it safely to relieve himself in the nearby snow drift, only to sustain injury from his own turdicle as his otherwise well aimed jet froze near immediately upon release to spike him where he squatted.
Turdicle by Furnace-Wibble April 23, 2023