Furnace-Wibble's definitions

Labour voter

Cockney rhyming slag for Floater

Hey there Jim, them Labour Voters just won’t flush!

by Furnace-Wibble February 7, 2024

Floater

Cockney rhyming slag for Labour Voter

Hey Jim, there go them floaters again, off to vote for the fifth time this week!

by Furnace-Wibble February 7, 2024

Turdicle

A rare formation mid movement when defecating a loose stool outdoors in subzero conditions.

Gerry rose suddenly and ran for the outdoors, making it safely to relieve himself in the nearby snow drift, only to sustain injury from his own turdicle as his otherwise well aimed jet froze near immediately upon release to spike him where he squatted.

by Furnace-Wibble April 23, 2023