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An unscrupulous individual who would not hesitate to engage in morally dubious behavior.
Steve: I think Gaz stole my Nokia 3310

Joe: He’s rotten that Gaz, he’s a right turdbag!
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A bag of turd that can be found in the toilet
There is a turdag in my pants.
turdbag by The Turd April 29, 2005
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Jon's a cruel bully, real turdbag.
turdbag by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) September 13, 2023
While dining outside with friends, I was happy I wore my turdban
Turdban by Niezzy March 3, 2019

Turd bag 

Bob is a Turd bag for not saving me any food.
Turd bag by Thebomb.gov December 16, 2016

turdbagger

Someone who has a foul attitude, is rude to others, and makes life miserable for everyone else due to them bagging turds all day in a room by themselves.
My teacher is such a turdbagger.
turdbagger by Golden arrow January 3, 2016
The manager at the local tech store is total turdage.
turdage by RSyourself December 30, 2013
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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