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tardbaby 

Somone who frequently commits extremely foolish actions.

Some say it is an abbreviation of a retarded baby, others say it is an abbreviation of bastard baby (illegitimate child)

I reckons it's pretty dam cool
You tardbaby, you trapped your foot in your briefcase again
tardbaby by chazzybaby December 6, 2005
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tardbaby 

Neo Nazi Asshole Sara Palin's pet name for her "special needs" son. Also see tard, fucktard.
Sara Palin called to Levi Johnston "Where's my little tardbaby. Levi was busy filling her daughter Bristol Palin with his Moose Meat and didn't answer.
tardbaby by Cuntoleezza Rice November 7, 2009

Turd Baby 

A baby born out of anal sex. This is where lawyers come from.
Bob1: I was at the law school yesterday watching the new lawyers graduate. What a bunch of jerks.
Bob2: Their mothers are all anal sex addicts. That's how you get a Turd Baby.
Turd Baby by Martymo June 15, 2013

tardbaby 

Any species of the tard genus under the age of 3 years old. Looks like a normal tard under ordinary circumstances, but when agitated transforms into a 10 foot tall monstrous troll that kills everything it sees making strange noises that deafen all who hear.
OMG! That evil tardbaby is ripping Henry's arms and legs off! Get in the house Margaret!
tardbaby by TBates April 28, 2008

tardbaby 

SycheL YT.
Bro, have you seen that tardbaby, Sychel YT?
tardbaby by hydradude720 July 1, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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