Turd Split 

When a woman, or man, takes a shit while wearing a thong, causing it to split in two.

I woke up last night and instead of going to the bathroom, I took a turd split.

Turd Split by poopmama123456789 April 22, 2011

turd splitter 

Noun: A thong; refers to the idea that if one was to have a bowel movement while wearing one, the poo would come out in two pieces

Honey, I bought you a bottle of "Trouble" cologne and a pack of turd splitters at the dollar store.

Hey, nice turd splitter

turd splitter by HB November 29, 2004

turd-splitter 

A turd-splitter is a guy's anal sphincter.

Matt pushed his big dick up my turd-splitter and had a cumgasm!

turd-splitter by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

Turd Splitter 

An effort to describe someone's ass.

Just think about it and you will get the drift....

Man look at the size of that chic's turd splitter!

Turd Splitter by December Jade December 26, 2007

turdsplittters 

Another word for thongs, from the thongs tendency to slice a turd in half when some drunk ho shits herself.

My shorty always be rockin them turdsplitters.

turdsplittters by the tweaker February 16, 2004