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When a woman, or man, takes a shit while wearing a thong, causing it to split in two.
I woke up last night and instead of going to the bathroom, I took a turd split.
by poopmama123456789 April 04, 2011
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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