Turd Jerky
Turd Jerky by TastelessT’s December 12, 2021
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Turd Jerk
A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.
We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone
Turd Jerk by Mattimus87 June 14, 2011
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turd jerker
Beings which employ fecal matter in order to effectuate a motion in such a manner that it simulates the act of masturbation on their genitailiæ in expectation of bringing to pass orgasm.
turd jerker by F.D.L.K December 29, 2009
Turd Jerker
Turd Jerker by Hurley74 February 26, 2021
Jerk turd
When a man jerks off so vigorously, straining he exasterbates his colon while ejaculating from the penis.
Alex had already jerked off 3 times in a row and the fourth time he had to stroke his penis so hard and fast that he produced a jerk turd.
Jerk turd by WhoLIKEstorockDAPOTY July 12, 2009
Jerk Turd Fuck Head
Jerk Turd Fuck Head by The_Dood October 23, 2012
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