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Turd Jerk 

A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.
We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone
Turd Jerk by Mattimus87 June 14, 2011

turd jerker 

Beings which employ fecal matter in order to effectuate a motion in such a manner that it simulates the act of masturbation on their genitailiæ in expectation of bringing to pass orgasm.
turd jerker by F.D.L.K December 29, 2009

Turd Jerker 

Any truck used to pump out septic tanks and porta john's.
Hey ,check out the new turd Jerker !! It's got shit and flames painted on it now !!!
Turd Jerker by Hurley74 February 26, 2021

jerk turd 

The act of going cocka on a womans chest then she proceeds to pick it up and jerk it off as though it were a turgid cock.
I squatted over Christy's chest and dropped a huge log on her. She then picked it up as though it was a huge brown cock and performed the jerk turd on it.
jerk turd by JBu September 16, 2005

Jerk turd 

When a man jerks off so vigorously, straining he exasterbates his colon while ejaculating from the penis.
Alex had already jerked off 3 times in a row and the fourth time he had to stroke his penis so hard and fast that he produced a jerk turd.

Jerk Turd Fuck Head 

"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"
Jerk Turd Fuck Head by The_Dood October 23, 2012
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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