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Turd Fly 

(noun) Like the name suggests, turd fly refers to the flies that sit on feces. It's used to describe any person who is nasty, acts annoying, or is just a jerk in general.
Did you see that turd fly pull out in front of me?
Turd Fly by Star M January 8, 2009
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A Fly on a Turd

Something that is incredibly insignificant and detestable, the lowest form of being, the most pathetic and unachieved in any field.
"That guy is a nasty piece of work, when he dies he'll surely be reincarnated as a fly on a turd."

"Hey, I think this fool might actually be dumber than a fly on a turd."

Flying Turd 

This is an aircraft, aka aircrap, that is a performance, maintenance and safety problem.
That old TB - 36 is a real flying turd, the only thing worst than trying to get it off the ground is trying to fly it!
Flying Turd by I, Wreckerrr November 30, 2020

the flying turd song 

old song about turds. Substitute the name of your choice for ___.
The days were old
The nights were blue
As around the corner
The turd wagons flew
A bump was hit
Screams were heard
___ got hit by a flying turd!

Flying Thunder Turd 

The act of a male or female shitting so hard that it flies out the window at lightning speed, and hits a neigbor's window shattering it, then the person or people slip on the shitty floor hitting their heads on the granite counter as they go down.
" man, that flying thunder turd sure caused some shit for ol' mr. jenkins didn't it?
A turdfly is someone who is considered stupid or acts stupid at times,a non-offensive word.

Also a fly who eats turds(so any fly really)
Your such a turdfly!!!Turdfly!!!

Ewwwww, there is a turdfly on my food!!!
turdfly by spunky April 4, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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