turbojew

A term originating from the spaceship game Eve Online. A turbojew is a person who likes to gather and horde pixels. In particular a turbojew covets isk above all else.

Geekwarrior: That turbojew sure likes His tritanium

by MeTaLRaVeNouS March 14, 2014

Turbojew

Someone who regularly types with an exceptionally loud keyboard while in a call

I can't hear you over this turbojew

by Walht August 1, 2020

Turbojerk

When you are overly excited over what you are seeing and being to jerk off anywhere, including in public.

Quick, fast strokes are common. Sudden masturbation is afoot. Usually followed by lots of orgasms.

I turned around and Jon Medina was turbojerking behind a coat rack.

by Jayboosh1999 April 13, 2013