turbacon

turkey bacon.

"She loves turbacon."

by TURBACON November 27, 2009

Turbaconepicentipede

We took the quail and put it inside a cornish hen, and put it inside a chicken and put it inside a duck and put it inside a turkey and took that and wrapped it in bacon and put it inside a pig and took the pig and connected to another pig anus to mouth and connected it into another pig anus to mouth... anus to mouth... anus to mouth. 100% Culinarily Accurate!

>>Dude, have you tried that Turbaconepicentipede?

>> I sure have!

by Epic Meal Time Fan November 22, 2011

Turbaconucken

A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.

A food usually eaten by those who want to gain weight exponentially.

"mmm... just looking at that Turbaconucken clogged my arteries!"

by _Jengibre_ February 11, 2009

turdaconda

A turd that is so long and thick it circles the toilet in a spiral pattern encompassing the bowl.

I just dropped a turdaconda

by Darthmoto September 24, 2023

turdaconda

Dropping a turd so large in width and length it circles the bowl until it reaches the top with the head standing up in the center.

I just dropped a turdaconda.

by Darthmoto September 24, 2023