Dave: "What the hell is that sound? Is someone getting diarrhea over the sound system?"
Sarah: "No, thats just Kanye West's new album. It sounds like Tuniarrhea."
Sarah: "No, thats just Kanye West's new album. It sounds like Tuniarrhea."
by aliceorsomethingidk? November 24, 2013
Get the Tuniarrhea mug.The one-two punch of a good old fashioned turd followed up by a torrent of explosive diarrhea.
It begins with a standard-issue turd forming in the colon from observing a normal healthy diet. Then, usually whilst drunk, you eat something which is known to have explosive diarrhea causing effects, e.g. Chipotle. This results in immense pressure buildup of diarrhea behind the turd "plug" in much the same way as magma builds up beneath a solid rock cap in a volcano prior to its eruption.
At some point you become acutely aware of this pressure and go scrambling for the toilet - if you're lucky, you make it in time. What happens next is in many respects similar to the discharging of a cannon or firearm. The immense pressure wave propels the solid turd out of your butt, usually splattering it against the side of the toilet bowl like a sticky, smelly artillery shell. The diarrhea then spews out in a manner not unlike the rocket exhaust of a space shuttle launch, coating toilet and buttcheeks with a soupy-yellow brown film.
Best case scenario is that cleanup requires a jug of bleach and a hot shower. Worst case, the hazmat team.
It begins with a standard-issue turd forming in the colon from observing a normal healthy diet. Then, usually whilst drunk, you eat something which is known to have explosive diarrhea causing effects, e.g. Chipotle. This results in immense pressure buildup of diarrhea behind the turd "plug" in much the same way as magma builds up beneath a solid rock cap in a volcano prior to its eruption.
At some point you become acutely aware of this pressure and go scrambling for the toilet - if you're lucky, you make it in time. What happens next is in many respects similar to the discharging of a cannon or firearm. The immense pressure wave propels the solid turd out of your butt, usually splattering it against the side of the toilet bowl like a sticky, smelly artillery shell. The diarrhea then spews out in a manner not unlike the rocket exhaust of a space shuttle launch, coating toilet and buttcheeks with a soupy-yellow brown film.
Best case scenario is that cleanup requires a jug of bleach and a hot shower. Worst case, the hazmat team.
A particularly violent bout of turdarrhea cracked my toilet bowl and flooded my entire house with a two-foot deep layer of poo soup. Interestingly enough, the little pieces of corn from my burrito survived the trip through my GI tract intact and were floating around like little yellow life rafts.
by burritobrosshits August 5, 2011
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• Pad Thaiarrhea
diarrhea from eating Thai food that is too spicy, usually causing a burning, extremely sore asshole.
by TheSpiceKillsMe June 16, 2008
Get the thaiarrhea mug.A seismic case of diarrhea that ensues after eating Thai food. It often arrives without warning and takes no prisoners. A friend-breaker.
My romantic dinner date last night was great... until I was overcome with a lethal case of thaiarrhea while driving home.
by patrickinbigd February 28, 2011
Get the thaiarrhea mug.by Regis6900 June 5, 2010
Get the Thaiarrhea mug.A defecation so large and monumental that the seemingly numeric (di)arrhea becomes obsolete and must then raise the prefix a level further.
"Dude, those burgers last night...I had diarrhea all this morning!"
"You're lucky, man, i was in the bathroom all day; i had fuckin...triarrhea!"
"You're lucky, man, i was in the bathroom all day; i had fuckin...triarrhea!"
by yesnomaybe January 9, 2009
Get the Triarrhea mug.1. A bowel conditioning resulting from eating poorly prepared Pad Thai.
2. A dish to be served to someone you dislike. Here is the recipe:
Ingredients:
Pad Thai
Directions:
Eat Pad Thai.
Marinate in stomach for two hours.
Mix in small intestine for six hours.
Bake in large intestine for two hours at 98.6 degrees.
Form into small loafs with colon (consistency will vary).
Serve on best china.
Voila!
This dish is sometimes called "Thai Surprise."
Number Of Servings: Will vary.
Preparation Time: Will vary depending on personal issues.
2. A dish to be served to someone you dislike. Here is the recipe:
Ingredients:
Pad Thai
Directions:
Eat Pad Thai.
Marinate in stomach for two hours.
Mix in small intestine for six hours.
Bake in large intestine for two hours at 98.6 degrees.
Form into small loafs with colon (consistency will vary).
Serve on best china.
Voila!
This dish is sometimes called "Thai Surprise."
Number Of Servings: Will vary.
Preparation Time: Will vary depending on personal issues.
That is the last time I ever eat at THAT restaurant! Their noodles gave me Pad Thaiarrhea for three days.
After my former landlord refused to return my deposit, I whipped him up a steaming plate of Pad Thaiarrhea and left it on his doorstep in a Chinese takeout box.
After my former landlord refused to return my deposit, I whipped him up a steaming plate of Pad Thaiarrhea and left it on his doorstep in a Chinese takeout box.
by Rogan January 7, 2007
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